New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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