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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just pee around me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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