Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
