There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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