tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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