Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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