Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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