I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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