I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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