STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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