Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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