Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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