TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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