Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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