dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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