so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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