Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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