and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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