No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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