what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Houston, we have a squirter
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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