great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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