I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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