it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Two words: blizzard sex
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
