so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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