There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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