I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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