I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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