I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The adults are the big ones right?
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