Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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