I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Even my vagina gasped.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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