Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Dick very happy bro
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
