Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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