Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(712): View more from Iowa

I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.

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(516): View more from New York

I woke up on my floor...

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I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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(541): View more from Oregon

She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.

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(512): View more from Texas

Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.

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(205): View more from Alabama

...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?

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(416): View more from Toronto

Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?

(416): View more from Toronto

I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.

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(425): View more from Washington

And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.

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