You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
