i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have aggressive nipples.