sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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