What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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