Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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