Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Two words: nipple clamps
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