There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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