they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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