Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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