what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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