More tranny stories later!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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