i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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