Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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