Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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