youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Alive.
So much puke
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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