chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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