But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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