when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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