Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize