i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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