im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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