remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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