Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i believe in u and ur pee
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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