You made me cry and you don't even care
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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