69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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