Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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