You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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