Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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